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Best of Craigslist http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ Best postings from craigslist.org, selected by readers en-us Copyright 2008, craigslist.org webmaster@craigslist.org webmaster@craigslist.org http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ Best of Craigslist Collection 2008-10-18T14:59:22-04:00 2 daily The guy who mugged me - m4m http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/884255877.html Thanks chief, you really made my evening. I was just thinking a few days ago "wow it's be a while since anyone stuck a gun in my face" Then you came along like a soft breeze in the night. I think you did a pretty good job, however I could offer a few pointers. 1. After someone has turned out their pockets, that means they are empty. 2. If I don't have a wallet why would I have a bank card? 3. While I didn't have anything in them, I had more pockets than you checked. 4. People often times hide money/drugs in their shoes or socks. Make sure to check those on your next target. 5. A simple please and thank you are always welcome 6. I can understand why you took my cellphone, you didn't want me calling the cops. But really, it's the only thing I had. Why not just strip the battery or something? I really needed that. Plus the thing is like 8 years old, you can't even sell it. Jerk. 7. Pick better targets, Occams razor might help here. If he looks poor then it leads to believe that he is poor. Why risk jail time, and serious time at that over a poor guy, at least get some cash outta the deal. 8. By being a African American mugger you are really reinforcing stereotypes. I hope this helps mugger, I really hope you are enjoying my phone. I kept calling but you won't pick up. I'm so sad :( Also, quick note to the cops. A guy at 3 in the morning jumping up and down and waving his arms in an X shape over his head needs help, he is NOT waving hello. But thanks for smiling and waving back, really made my night. To the cars who wouldn't stop for me in south oakland, looking back I don't blame you. I hear there are criminals on the streets. <ul> <li> Location: Parkview ave <li>it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests</ul> webmaster@craigslist.org 2008-10-18T14:59:22-04:00 Copyright 2008, craigslist.org http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/884255877.html The guy who mugged me - m4m text To my neighbor who I saw pooping in his yard yesterday - w4m http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/708850980.html I saw you couched down with your pants around your ankles. I asked "Hey, what are you doing?". Your reply was "Pooping in a groundhog hole! I read about it online. It's suppose to trick the groundhog into thinking another animal has moved into it's lair.". Since you are normally a sane person I refrained from calling the police. <ul> <li> it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests</ul> webmaster@craigslist.org 2008-06-05T14:52:20-04:00 Copyright 2008, craigslist.org http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/708850980.html To my neighbor who I saw pooping in his yard yesterday - w4m text My Ear Hairs Got Me Laid http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/551000306.html Being an older gentleman trimming the hairs that grow out of the tops of my ears, not the inside ones, isn't on my high priority list. The other day I was in the whole foods place out in east liberty when a woman approached me and said, "you poor man, you must not have anyone to take care of you do you?". Now even though I'm old and fairly roughed up by father time I know when to let my other head, whom I call Dick, take over and do the talking. Dick replied sheepishly to this inquiry with a " why no I don't, how did you know?" To which this stranger said to me, " because your ear hairs look like cat tufts." and she reached over and gave them a tug and a stroke. At this point I said to Dick, if you ask her a single question using the word 'pussy' in it you will blow this one right out of the water so be careful my friend. Smooth is the key here. Dick, having been around the block a few times over the last 50+ years agreed and did the only thing he could do that would cinch the deal. He purred. Well that was the ticket my friends. The next thing I knew I was being tossed around on her bed like a mid day salad. The funny thing is, my ear hairs never got trimmed.   <ul class="blurbs"> <li> Location: East Liberty <li> it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests</ul>  webmaster@craigslist.org 2008-01-25T08:29:40-05:00 Copyright 2008, craigslist.org http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/551000306.html My Ear Hairs Got Me Laid text Your Christmas Party: Help Me Help You http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/479988244.html This morning I got an email from work inviting me to our annual "Christmas Luncheon." Imagine my devastation. See - I've been a student for most of my life and while I've held jobs in the past I haven't held a "professional" office type job with policies and dress codes and the like. I thought as a thank you for unduly raising my cortisol levels every day with their petty office politics and driving me to benzodiazapenes I would at LEAST get to experience my first real holiday party. You, however, strapping young professional male*, can help. Take me to your Christmas party. Here's some reasons why this is a good idea: 1. First, a warning. It's more than likely that I will not have sex with you, no matter how drunk you get me. I am saving myself for Phil Collins. I think I have a good shot because I have some similar features to his last wife Orianne (at least in one picture) and I'm much, much younger and hotter than his current girlfriend, news anchor Dana Tyler. Plus, I'll bet she doesn't use fresh herbs when cooking, change her hairstyle often to "keep it fresh" or knit scarves. I hear it's cold in Switzerland. 2. I will probably spend HOURS getting ready for your party. I will wear a neat hairstyle, great holiday cocktail dress, those "classy" closed-knit kind of fishnet stockings and new heels. I will probably smell like a tropical nymph and sparkle like the morning dew. I will continue looking this way for at least the first half of the Christmas party. By the second half, I will have worked the dance floor so hard that I lose a few bobby pins, have a smear of makeup here or there and have to walk to the car without the heels. But I'll still smell good. 3. I dance. You don't necessarily have to, though it would be nice. But if you don't, I will allow you to choose my dancing partner. For instance, if you want that annoying guy a couple of offices down to show everyone his Rambo dance moves (even though he said he didn't want to) I will coax it out of him. I will dance with your boss and casually mention between songs that you were once on the PGA tour and can build a computer from scratch but you would never say so because you're just so humble from all that time you spent consulting the Dalai Lama on how to improve his stock portfolio. 4. I sing karaoke. Unabashedly. For this occasion, however, I will tone down my usual antics and be captivating yet demure -- unless you've already put in your two weeks notice and you couldn't care less if I slide across the floor on my knees and grab the CFO's pant leg while singing, "Hold the Line" by Toto. Sidebar: if you actually are about to quit your job, couldn't care less about your behavior at the Christmas party and engage me in a level of debauchery that should never, ever take place in a fancy hotel ballroom, I might MIGHT rethink the Phil Collins thing. 5. I like drinks, any drink -- and I know how to hold them. So, if drinks say a lot about someone's personality, you can choose my personality for the night. I can hold a martini glass real sexy or drink a scotch (neat). I love egg nog and I know that you should always hold a champagne flute by its stem and never the bowl. Sidebar: I also know that the only real champagne is that which comes from the Champagne region of France and that Moet of 'Moet and Chandon' is pronounced "moe-Et" and not "mo-AY." I know many useless things such as this. 6. I know many useless things. I can chit-chat about most anything. I have anecdotes, idioms, fun-facts and witty puns that are suitable for any occasion. I know how to diffuse a heated political or religious conversation ("Well, you can say both sides have a point, ha ha ha, so have you seen the newest Wes Anderson movie? I definitely held higher expectations but overall I thought it was well done.") 7. If I actually end up liking you, perhaps you can take me to see the newest Wes Anderson movie. It's called "The Darjeeling Limited" and it stars Owen Wilson, Adrien Brody and Jason Schwartzman. If I'm not that into you and you do ask, I'll probably be honest and let you know that I had a blast at the party but that I'm not interested in anything further - and expect the same from you. It can only save both of us a lot of time and really is the most mature way to handle it, don't you think? 8. I have a lot of credentials to establish that I do in fact deserve to rub elbows with your fancy work crew such as a BS from an Ivy League, a JD from a top school, above average grammar skills, a wide vocabulary, an understanding of complex concepts and an attractive look. I also know how to avoid mentioning/calling attention to these things as some type of offensive move in some hopeless attempt to be accepted. In fact I'm more than happy to nod and smile and when asked say that I'm a flight attendant (on international routes of course) or an elementary school nurse, which, without knowing the above you may tend to think anyhow. 9. I will help the drunk girl in the bathroom, no questions asked. I will probably be excessively concerned that her boss doesn't see her, that she knows where she lives, has extra cash and a cell phone and gets into a cab without being groped and/or followed. So there you have it - the short list. I do have some requirements of you. You should be a genuine person with a good sense of humor and the ability to go with the flow. You should have a solid reputation at the office (i.e. you don't leer at your female co-workers, polite to others, avoid making strange/gross sounds, don't know-it-all people to death, etc.) Looks comparable to mine would help to avoid the awkward, confused, pathetic stares of your co-workers - since some women do actually do this sort of thing for a living (I'm NOT one of them, see point number 1). You might also want to be tall, since I'm 5'7 and will be wearing heels...though if you dig the Hugh Hefner/Danny DeVito dating style be my guest. I also have some requirements for your Christmas party. It should be on the soiree kind of level, not one of those where they line up those fake wood tables at the fire hall and cover them with those plastic pointsettia tablecloths. Here's a rule of thumb: will they be using actual glassware at the party? Will the lighting be fluorescent? If so, it's probably not what I'm looking for - although I will accept some respectful convincing if it's going to be fun nonetheless. I'm pretty sure we can work out the details on whether you're a sexual predator, a wreckless drunk with a temper, married, meth addict, etc when we speak further...there will be tests, background checks, interviews etc and I'm good at spotting a fake. It goes without saying that having these issues will exclude you from participation in this fun experiment -- though I might have a few web resources to point you to if you're looking for help. Otherwise, let the games begin! *I will also entertain lesbians who would like to come out at work but just haven't found the time.  <ul class="blurbs"> <li> Location: Pittsburgh <li> it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests</ul>  webmaster@craigslist.org 2007-11-15T16:59:53-05:00 Copyright 2008, craigslist.org http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/479988244.html Your Christmas Party: Help Me Help You text Women aren't attracted to men. http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/453035602.html Women are not actually attracted to men. There is a vague idea of what a man is physically, and some are better than others aesthetically speaking, but the purely physical appearance of a man is almost inconsequential unless he is horribly ugly or outrageously attractive. Women are attracted to status, money, how much a man smiles and laughs, how many friends and resources a man has, how full a man's life is--how many "cool," "exciting" and prestigious things he is doing or connected to. They are interested in how other people view him--how many people want to be around him, how other people interact with him and whether their interactions convey that he is special and amazing. They want him to be extremely outgoing and aggressive, they want him to demonstrate his status over other people by dominating them in various non-violent ways. A woman's attraction to a man is a function of her jealousy at the thought of another woman having that man. She doesn't care who he actually is or EXACTLY what he looks like physically, she only cares about the VALUE of the life he has constructed around himself. A woman basically is a greedy materialistic prostitute. Although that sounds vulgar, it's true. She trades her physical self to buy into the success a man has created for himself. As a man, I fall in love with how a woman is physically. I fall in love with simple parts of a woman. Like the way her hair falls around her face, the line of her neck, her shoulders. They way her ears might peek from her hair. Her eyelashes. The size and shape of her hands, her fingernails. The way she walks, the way she looks when she is tired or annoyed, the sound she makes when she sneezes, coughs, or cries. The way she sits in a chair. The way she breathes while experiencing different emotions. The way her lips move. A million little things. Sure, a huge part of my attraction is mental, but the powerful seed of love that builds within me and crystallizes is based greatly on visual things that set off torrents of emotion and need. It seems to me that women almost cannot think for themselves. Their estimates of worth are based on other peoples' estimates of worth. They don't really find an object beautiful on their own. The object becomes beautiful when other people let her know that it is beautiful. I'm completely unable to reconcile the differences between men and women. It seems like success with women is equal to spending half of your life working to create a giant illusion, something vastly tiring and annoying, while sacrificing your own true self and your own interests. We construct our lives around nest-building. We're like male birds building nests and showing them off to attract mates. It's pathetic. Everything we do is to get women. It is a fucking shit deal. Someone needs to invent a drug which has no hormonal imbalance side-effects but is able to erase a man's sex drive and attraction to women. It would increase productivity rates to incredible heights. I'd be free and happy. I'd feel complete. I'd be able to concentrate on my biochemistry studying.  <ul class="blurbs"> <li> Location: Oakland <li> it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests</ul>  webmaster@craigslist.org 2007-10-18T19:04:02-04:00 Copyright 2008, craigslist.org http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/453035602.html Women aren't attracted to men. text New Period Underwear! http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/342254523.html Today, I turned a perfectly good pair of panties into Period Underwear. I hate when that happens. Men may not know what Period Underwear are. I shall explain and enlighten. Period Underwear are what chicks wear when (surprise!) they're on their period. NOTE: they start out as panties, but morph into underwear - PERIOD underwear. A few things can turn panties into Period Underwear. Here are some examples: 1. You're wearing a capable pair of panties and the Monkey Gets a Nosebleed. It leaves an awful stain on the panties, which USUALLY can't be removed, rendering them Period Underwear 2. They're older panties, no longer favorites and you'd never wear them if there was a possibility you were getting laid, so you feel comfortable wearing them when Aunt Flo Comes to Visit, demoting them to Period Underwear status 3. They're granny panties, you can't remember why you have them and you pretty much only wear them when you're home sick, or just plain suffering from the pain and bloat of being OTR because they're really comfy and never ride up so they're by default Period Underwear 4. These are nice panties, something you'll wear even if you're NOT Surfing the Crimson Flow and you're not at all afraid to be seen in them but they're dark colored (black, navy, red), thereby making them both Non-Period Panties and Period Underwear That should do it! So men, now you know one of our dirty little secrets. If you see us in items #1 - #3, consider it notice that George is in Town. How you handle that knowledge is your affair, I'm just here to give you the low-down. If you see us in item #4, things could go either way, proceed as you wish. Ladies, as one of THOSE commercials says, Have a Happy Period!  <ul class="blurbs"> <li> it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests</ul>  webmaster@craigslist.org 2007-05-31T19:03:02-04:00 Copyright 2008, craigslist.org http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/342254523.html New Period Underwear! text Things to consider when calling Tech Support... http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/320304562.html Hi! I'm your Technical Support Rep. I have a considerable amount of control over one or more important aspects of your daily life: television, telephone, and internet. Sometimes one, sometimes all three. Before we interact, I'd like to share some thoughts with you: * I am here, simply put, to fix your shit. My job is not complete until said shit is fixed. Please just help me fix this shit. * With that out of the way, know that I hate you exactly as much as you hate me. No more, no less. If you are at least relatively pleasant, I'm happy to help you- even to make small talk as I attend to the issue at hand. Conversely, if you are a total and complete jackass, I will make this the worst 10 minutes of your week. * Neither I, nor any of my coworkers, are out to fuck you. We are not idiots. We are college graduates in technical disciplines, the vast majority of whom are here to work their way up the IT ladder to more fulfilling positions. Sometimes we have off days, sure, but we know EXACTLY what we are doing. Note that this does not apply to anyone outside of our department. They are, in all reality, idiots who are out to fuck you. * So you've already unplugged the "internet box" and plugged it back in? Brace yourself, you're going to do it again. Most of the time I do this for a reason...unless you're a dick. Then I do it to see how mad it makes you. * Don't lie to me- I can tell you have a router. It isn't illegal. * To those who think they are "computer illiterate": The vast majority of the time, you are lovely customers: Patient, willing to learn, and most importantly, willing to listen. Thank you! * To those who think they are CompSci PHD's: The vast majority of the time, you are retarded: If you already cycled your equipment and it didn't work, why did it work when I made you do it again? If you are so well educated, stay the hell out of the queue so that people who need help can get it. * Supervisors don't have a magic wand that they can wave to make everything better. They are governed by the same protocol and use the same utilities as I do. In fact, supervisors are more likely to tell you to fuck off- believe it or not, they have other pressing issues to attend to. If a node goes down, they WILL put those 200 subscribers before you in Priorityland. * Threatening to cancel does not intimidate us. We have an entire department that is paid to care about that, which means that I don't have to. Harsh? Sure, but I have more than enough work to do fixing shit, yelling at field techs, following up on cases, and explaining the concept of email to your grandmother that it won't cause me to lose any sleep. * It worked fine yesterday? Oh, then I must be wrong. Let me reconsider the 40 minutes I spent troubleshooting your Win98 box. Check it out: Shit breaks (see point 1); If shit did not break, I would be mowing your lawn instead of sitting in this office. * Speakerphone? Turn it the fuck off. * Don't call back and have another rep troubleshoot the same problem. He will read the notes I left about how you spilled coke into your cable box. Even if he didn't, he would come to the same conclusion, and more people with undiagnosed problems would be stuck listening to that god-awful hold music. * I am not blowing smoke when I say that I understand how frustrating it is to wait on hold, get transferred, and deal with bad agents. I too have called Dell's tech support line. The difference is that I actually DO care about your problem, so please just calm down before I kill your family. * My company has over 20 million subscribers. I handle a region of about 2 million. To this day, none of them have ever called in to say "I just wanted you to know that my shit is working correctly." Maybe someday? So what can I help you with today?  <ul class="blurbs"> <li> Location: Internet <li> it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests</ul>  webmaster@craigslist.org 2007-04-27T23:38:50-04:00 Copyright 2008, craigslist.org http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/320304562.html Things to consider when calling Tech Support... text First annual RnR picnic http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/310562776.html How about we all meet in a park for a picnic? All the rants and ravers face to face with hot dogs and potato salad-- wouldn't that be fun? And so that we could identify one another, here are some guidelines for coming: All the Christians bring bibles-- but they should be the really big ones like a family bible so that we can all see how big the bible is in your life. All the non-Christians wear black. Fat haters-- print out your collection of obese women and pin them all over your clothes so we will immediately know how you feel on the inside. Also, be sure to bring your size 6 girlfriends and wives. Men who love to post pictures of nudes -- come in a g-string or thong. Or just let your penis stick out of your pants if you don't have a g-string or thong. Martyrs and victims bring a really big life size cross and don't ever put it down-- not even when you want to put relish and mustard on your hot dog. Get someone else to do that for you. Conservatives and liberals wear all white. Don't worry if we can't tell you apart because you're really not all that different and white shows how perfect you are. Flaggers-- Bring your brain...We won't need ours. Bush/war supporters bring pictures of your children in their uniforms or even better, their pictures from Iraq. Or, bring that flag folded into a triangle shape that you received in their honor. If you don't have children, wear your uniform or fatigues if you are just on leave. Hummer/SUV drivers bring pictures of your last off road experience in your car. Also, bring us back our ozone. All the Pittsburgh haters-- bring your suitcase cause we're going to take a collection and buy you tickets to leave. People who love Pittsburgh-- bring roses. All of you who hate people of other races-- don't bring anything; just wear your really cool white outfit with the matching pointy hat. The guys who hate homosexuals can bring their collection of gay porn, their copies of M4M ads and their collection of show tunes so that we can have some music. Women haters get to bring the beer. Everyone who likes to post pictures of your cats-- bring your cats. Duh! Pit bull owners can bring your pit bulls! Be sure to sit in the section with the cat owners and prove to everyone how your dog wouldn't hurt a living soul. Women who post pictures of their breasts and thong-clad butts-- stay home. Your need for male attention is really annoying. We will recognize the guy who says to only marry foreign women. He will be the one with a woman following a couple steps behind him... or maybe it will be two or three women. Pittsburgh-- remember to wear sunglasses. The world outside your basement is awfully bright. Bring sunscreen. It'll be great to see everyone in person! I'll bring a first aid kit.   <ul class="blurbs"> <li> Location: South Park <li> it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests</ul>  webmaster@craigslist.org 2007-04-12T11:53:48-04:00 Copyright 2008, craigslist.org http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/310562776.html First annual RnR picnic text REAL dog skeleton http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/300855094.html Lost dog? I may have found it yesterday. so i'm updating my wonderful investment property / first home as I always do on the weekends, it was like any other day. While installing a new light fixture, I accidentally let the wire pull back up into the ceiling. The easy solution smash a hole in the plaster and fish the wire through. This was an easy decision as the exsisting plaster was looking pretty disgusting. The hammer breached the ceiling, typical of the building, dirt newspaper, garbage, what you would typically find in a 100+ year old house. I tried getting my hand in there, wasn't quite big enough. Once again the mighty hammer pulverizes the stained plaster ceiling, this time my hand fit, there just happened to be a stud in the way. I thought well i'll just reach over it, again the hammer. I stop. "A bone, thats odd," I thought to myself, "maybee a mouse drug a chicken leg up here?" At this point I thought it was strange as the bone was rather large. I hit the plaster with the hammer once more as by this point i had a large hole and figured well might as well replace all of it. "BAM, mother f!@#er," I declared rather startled. At this point I realized I was no longer dealing with a chicken. Laying on my step was one dog skull! I paused, took a minute to gather myself, returned to the scence, now with resperator and gloves, and carefully removed what was left in the ceiling. I found no note, no dog tag, only the remains of a dog, wrapped in what seemed to be clear plastic, there were some news paper shards that I tried to get a date off of, they only refrenced the 1880's. I must admit I am curious as to the events that led to this happening, a true declaration of "you never know what you are going to find, when you open up those walls". So, I have one possibly 100 year old dog skeleton up for sale, i'm not sure if every single last bone is there, but i'm pretty sure i got all of them. I would like to either donate this to some sort of public school science class / museum. OR sell it. Usually (like this happens to anyone ever) I would just burry this, however I'm pushing bankrupt. I had a foundation wall colapse and that cost me all of my savings, I need not go into my financial situation, only that I have a dog skeleton for purchase / donation. the terms, I want my name displayed somewhere if its a school / museum, (you need to prove whom you say you represent.) or $100 If I feel you are going to defile these remains in anyway, I won't sell it to you, granted this may be a bit hypocritical as i'm trying to sell the thing, but as my life goes i'd sell this to some freak who would try to have sex with it, get some outrageous infection and then sue me. This skeleton is definately a biohazard and needs a taxidermist to do whatever it is they do. Thusly, if anyone lost an averaged size brown dog, within the last oh 100 years, around observatory hill, I FOUND YOUR DOG! Also, if any of you can tell me what stuff like this happens to me ALL THE TIME, that'd be great! have a nice day!   <ul class="blurbs"> <li> Location: pittsburgh <li> it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests</ul>  webmaster@craigslist.org 2007-03-26T16:37:17-04:00 Copyright 2008, craigslist.org http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/300855094.html REAL dog skeleton text Ben? It's me Hines http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/211716219.html I was in black, gold and white and a #86 on my shirt, running free in the end zone, you had the same but #7, maybe next time you can get me the ball instead of the opposing team.  <ul style="margin-left:0px; padding-left:3px; list-style:none; font-size: smaller"> <li> this is in or around End Zone <li> no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests </ul>  webmaster@craigslist.org 2006-09-24T19:31:30-04:00 Copyright 2008, craigslist.org http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/211716219.html Ben? It's me Hines text TRADE: My Coke for Your Pot http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/161292539.html I have a 12-Can "Fridge Pack" of Coca Cola Zero. What I need is a heavy duty aluminum or non-stick cooking pot suitable for everything from making spaghetti to steaming clams. Will consider other offers!  <ul style="margin-left:0px; padding-left:3px; list-style:none; font-size: -1"> <li> yes -- it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests </ul>  webmaster@craigslist.org 2006-05-16T06:56:44-04:00 Copyright 2008, craigslist.org http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/161292539.html TRADE: My Coke for Your Pot text Genuine missed connection http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/153291532.html Me Wielder of folded up section of the Post Gazette Mag & Movie section, expertly crafted into a deadly, well-folded insectoid death-dealing machine. You - House fly the size of a 53 Buick, buzzing around erratically, never landing or remaining still long enough for me to crush the living bejeebus out of you. The missed connection is the one between my folded up Dennis Quaid and Willem Dafoe-emblazoned entertainment section with your rotten, disease-addled carcass. How I wish that I were able to swiftly bring down my Section-C of Justice on your buzzing insectoid form, but alas, it was not meant to be. Maybe one of your friends will read this and pass on my email to you. I hope that one day I will be brave enough to talk to you if I ever see you again, or that perhaps chance will bring you to rest on a part of my desk or the wall that is within the reach of my razor-sharp Post Gazette. Die, goddamn flies. Die die die.  <img src=153291532.1.jpg>  <ul style="margin-left:0px; padding-left:3px; list-style:none; font-size: -1"> <li> this is in or around My desk <li> no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests </ul>  webmaster@craigslist.org 2006-04-21T15:53:09-04:00 Copyright 2008, craigslist.org http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/153291532.html Genuine missed connection text