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20 Sep 2008 - Why I'll be the Best 'Psycho' Ex-Girlfriend You've Ever Had!

28 Jul 2008 - to the perv who groped me on my way home - w4m

04 Jun 2008 - Decapitated dolls

07 May 2008 - Free Hillary Clinton Campaign Material

04 Apr 2008 - Want your ex-boyfriend back? [Unfortunately] I can help.

27 Mar 2008 - Three Amazing PHP/MySQL/Perl Developers Now Available - Story

16 Dec 2007 - my casual encounters experience

13 Dec 2007 - To the girl who stole my girlfriend - m4w

10 Dec 2007 - I have a mastiff with a problem--I fear for my life

16 Aug 2007 - CL Lingo: A self-help guide for the newbies

14 Aug 2007 - looking for political savy man - w4m

03 Aug 2007 - pregnant doctor lady who looked at my blister - m4w

02 Aug 2007 - Why We Stop Calling You- the Truth, For the LADIES

09 Jul 2007 - Some notes on talking dirty

04 Jul 2007 - Stegosaurus Sofa

03 Jul 2007 - Your Life is Imperfect, and It's All My Fault

31 May 2007 - Can I See Your ID?

12 May 2007 - To the Doms of DC - w4m

10 May 2007 - I am your professor. And unlike that other guy, I respect you.

03 May 2007 - Ask a silly question

03 Apr 2007 - To My Girlfriend's Dogs When Staying at My Place

22 Mar 2007 - Are you an A-HOLE customer? - Rant by a friendly cashier

09 Mar 2007 - Ways to not write a resume.

08 Mar 2007 - Public Restroom Standard Operating Procedure (PRSOP)

01 Mar 2007 - When its snowing

26 Feb 2007 - Rants from a UPS driver

16 Jan 2007 - Metro - The Underground Hell of DC

02 Jan 2007 - "Sliding Scale of Couch Justice" Sage Green couch, big chair, ottoman

21 Dec 2006 - There's A Banana In The Tailpipe

05 Dec 2006 - The Five Stages of Living in the DC Area:

27 Nov 2006 - Will pay to catch your cold!

26 Nov 2006 - 7 Habits of Highly Annoying People on CL m4w

09 Oct 2006 - Missed connection with Washington, DC

04 Oct 2006 - Wake up and smell the cosmpolitan....

29 Sep 2006 - RANT: Cereal

27 Sep 2006 - () () () NEW Campagnolo Bottom Bracket [total chick magnet] () () ()

18 Sep 2006 - Confusion parading as art

10 Sep 2006 - Why nice guys SUCK

28 Aug 2006 - Rave: Thanks for making the M4W ads fast and easy to sort

09 Aug 2006 - 10 Things I Love About All You Holders of the XY Chromosome (i.e. MEN) - w4mm

27 Jul 2006 - With The Creepy Guy Below My Balcony - w4m

26 Jul 2006 - Thanks for reminding me why I'm gay

25 Jul 2006 - Metro and the war on fatties...

20 Jul 2006 - Dear WDC Craigslist

12 Jul 2006 - Oh, I'll take care of your cat, alright.

28 Jun 2006 - The delicate balance that is my ballsack

28 Jun 2006 - F you Metro Rail

02 Jun 2006 - Keep Your Goddamn Anal Beads Out of the Dishwasher!

02 Jun 2006 - CL Salary guide

30 May 2006 - Look, a lot of chicks would be thrilled to catch me staring at them - m4w

25 May 2006 - confession of a driving "incident" yesterday. god help me.

24 May 2006 - Please don't use certain personal items of mine

19 May 2006 - To the girl who threatened to skull fu*k me last night. - m4w

04 May 2006 - Why You're Not Getting Any (And How to Fix it)

07 Apr 2006 - Going Down....

15 Mar 2006 - The Daily Situation, Take 2: What I Do

28 Feb 2006 - 10 reasons why I hate being a woman:

10 Feb 2006 - Shitty W4M Photos

05 Feb 2006 - RAVE: To my new best friends at the Pleasure Place

04 Feb 2006 - Why it's so hard to find a decent guy in DC

20 Jan 2006 - Wild Republican Couple Seeks Adventurous Cutie - mw4m

05 Jan 2006 - In Order to Make the World a More Beautiful Place...

30 Dec 2005 - The Acronym List for all you newbies

30 Dec 2005 - A public service announcment for guys about marriage

16 Dec 2005 - Why I am getting out of the Marines

13 Dec 2005 - New from Apple: the I-God!

12 Dec 2005 - RAVE: Thanks Dad

11 Dec 2005 - To the Guy in the Islanders Bathroom

08 Dec 2005 - I Am the Alfred Stieglitz of Cock Pics…

07 Dec 2005 - What to do when your kid is crying in public

06 Dec 2005 - Giant Undies

04 Dec 2005 - Topics on Rants and Rave I can't get enough of:

02 Dec 2005 - the the person I offended on the metro this morning

28 Nov 2005 - Please Fix My Broken Gaydar!

22 Nov 2005 - Our eyes met during last night's orgy, but I didn't catch your name - m4w

17 Nov 2005 - Clown Gang Bang

07 Nov 2005 - You won't miss me...

03 Nov 2005 - Small Penis

01 Nov 2005 - To my new “Friends”

27 Oct 2005 - Real Men of Genius

22 Oct 2005 - looking for a surrogate husband

19 Oct 2005 - Excellent career opportunity for Boy Genius

12 Oct 2005 - The gift in the dressing room. - m4w

06 Oct 2005 - Who Crapped in my Washing Machine?

28 Sep 2005 - Free Freezer!! Holy CRAP That's Cold!!!

21 Sep 2005 - Bright orange vomit - m4w

15 Sep 2005 - RAVE: Strategy for Reading the Best of CL page

10 Sep 2005 - I am nominating Craig for head of FEMA

05 Sep 2005 - Going on record

30 Aug 2005 - Re: Painting & Wall Patching "Gig"= CHEAP BASTARD ! ! !

26 Aug 2005 - MC with vomitting girl at Dupont Metro

18 Aug 2005 - Warning: Bagpipes Kill

16 Aug 2005 - Fashion advice For my lover

12 Aug 2005 - RE: Get Real (Only Size Matters..) - 33

12 Aug 2005 - Pregnant lady in wife beater, riding the metro - m4w

11 Aug 2005 - STOP fake jogging around my block just to bump into me

11 Aug 2005 - I come with a $1 million guarantee - m4w

11 Aug 2005 - poop walker

11 Aug 2005 - Thank you Donkey Porn

09 Aug 2005 - Piss and Porn